“ # Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
# Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
# Prospective client: Yes.
# Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it. via
# Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
# Prospective client: Yes.
# Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it. via
