tales from the master of procrastination

clientsfromhell:

As told by an old school film editor, from the days when they actually handled film:

Client: ”What is your rate?”

Me: ”$50 per hour.”

Client: ”Can I come watch you?”

Me: ”Sure, for $100/hour.”

Client: ”What if I help you?”

Me: ”That would be $400 per hour.”

stefantueshaus:

iamtalia:

bradofarrell:

1000lolz:

davidcho:katiebakes:maura:



“A Polish newspaper mistakenly identified “Pedobear”, a notorious internet meme, as one of the mascots of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.”

Day maker.

stefantueshaus:

iamtalia:

bradofarrell:

1000lolz:

davidcho:katiebakes:maura:

“A Polish newspaper mistakenly identified “Pedobear”, a notorious internet meme, as one of the mascots of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.”

Day maker.

This finally makes me wanna try chatrolette!

Chat Roulette Funny Piano Improv #1

hardgraft:

A smart new range and two 2Unfold. Would love to know what you think.

amazing!

hardgraft:

A smart new range and two 2Unfold. Would love to know what you think.

amazing!